His Girl Friday Goes Home

Screw you guys, I'm going home. | His Girl Goes Home | Memes by Eve @ imgflip

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(His Girl Friday, Rosalind Russell, 1940)

Q: How do you know when you've outgrown a movie?

A: When you watch His Girl Friday and start hoping that Hildy will turn into Cartman from South Park.

Considering it's a movie from 1940 and it promotes the same old idea of women in the workplace (along with the idea that marriage is a farce), it just goes to show how long Hollywood has been beating women over the head and programming them to think that they need to be in the man's club and treated like men, instead of being treated like the women they were born to become.

Well, guess what? It is almost 2020 -- eighty years later -- and it is beyond time for a change.

So screw you, outdated Hollywood, I'm staying home and enjoying everything Hildy didn't have the smarts to enjoy herself -- no coworkers, no stress, and no office wardrobe!

PSQ: What would you do with your life, if Hollywood wasn't programming you to think otherwise?

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