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If You Would Rather Be At Home, Raise Your Hand

The Fake Smile Club: If you would rather be at home, raise your hand | Memes by Eve @ imgflip.com
The Fake Smile Club / Memes by Eve @ imgflip
Monday Motivation: Sassy song lyrics set to the tune 'If You're Happy and You Know It'; inspired by all the times I would have rather been at home than at work, and how nice it is to now be a homebody housewife:

If you would rather be at home, raise your hand;
If you would rather be at home, raise your hand;
If you would rather be at home and never have to roam;
If you would rather be at home, raise your hand!

If you would rather quit your job, raise your hand;
If you would rather quit your job, raise your hand;
If you would rather quit your job and leave the working mob;
If you would rather quit your job, raise your hand!

If you would rather scrub the tub, raise your hand;
If you would rather scrub the tub, raise your hand;
If you would rather scrub the tub than be a teacher’s sub;
TradWifeLife: I'd rather please my man and not the boss man | Memes by Eve @ imgflip.com
TradWifeLife / Memes by Eve @ imgflip
If you would rather scrub the tub, raise your hand!

If you would rather please your man, raise your hand;
If you would rather please your man, raise your hand;
If you would rather please your man and not the boss man;
If you would rather please your man, raise your hand!

If you would rather make the bed, raise your hand;
If you would rather make the bed, raise your hand;
If you would rather make the bed and stay happily wed;
If you would rather make the bed, raise your hand!

If you would rather be a wife, raise your hand;
If you would rather be a wife, raise your hand;
If you would rather be a wife and avoid office strife;
If you would rather be a wife, raise your hand!

If you would rather clean your house, raise your hand;
Unbloused Bliss: I'd rather clean my house than wear an office blouse | Memes by Eve @ imgflip.com
Unbloused Bliss | Memes by Eve @ imgflip
If you would rather clean your house, raise your hand;
If you would rather clean your house than wear an office blouse;
If you would rather clean your house, raise your hand!













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